Gym Candy

So back in my single days when I first moved to Denver, I used to go to the gym with my brother.  As you know and can imagine good looking men work at gyms.  I thought well heck I'm new to the state let's see what man candy Colorado has to offer.  And I found one that worked at the gym close to where we lived ooo la la.  My brother had gone out of town, so I decided to stay disciplined, go and workout by myself.  And seeing cute guys workout is also very motivating, I'm just saying...


Well if you haven't figured it out by now I'm going to fill you in on a little secret.  If you go anywhere with a boy around your age, people will automatically think you are in a relationship with him.  So with that being said since the bro was out of town I was going to the gym as a single woman, so to speak.


I walked into the gym and...  Oh my gosh...  There he is...


I'm telling myself calm down, be funny, be cute (not sure how you talk yourself into to being cute but I was doing it) and be smooth, you got this.  So I sway over in his direction, (and Im probably batting my eye lashes also) so he can scan my ID.  I plop my elbows on the counter, looked up into his eyes and said  I see you shaved it off, circled my mouth and grinning.   You see he had a goatee and now he didn't, so in my head I'm thinking oh he will be thinking cool this girl has been checking me out.  But what he is really thinking is STALKER, Security, Security!!!  

But wait there is more...


Yes two days later I went to go workout again, and he is again at the front desk checking IDs.  And again I'm telling myself be funny, BE SMOOTH!  I walked up, pulled out my ID as he said "hey haven't seen you for awhile" .  As he is talking I'm trying to come up with a response that will blow him away!  But what came out was bbbbla eeeeweeeee waaat ggggoot.  I just stood there stunned for several seconds saying to myself did I really just do that... I quickly bee lined for the main part of the gym.